unprintable:

How do people do backflips and shit? like i can’t even flip my grilled cheese without fucking up

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This cute little girl named Savannah just shot her first deer and it is adorable. Rock n’ Roll

virginitity:

how i seduce men

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afire-inside:

really in the mood for receiving $50,000,000

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consulting-criminal-fan:

Shaving your legs. More like yoga in the shower with razor blades.

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